“Harriet smiled. “My name is Harriet.”
“Do your friends call you Harry?”
“Not if they want to remain my friends.”
“Harriet it is, then, and since we have to convince everyone we’re… attached, you must call me Oliver.”
She tilted her head. “Do your friends call you Ollie?”
“Not if they want to remain my friends.”

Jen Turano
After a Fashion